I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Enjoy the penises
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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