...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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