It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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