READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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