I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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