we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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