please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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