Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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