I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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