dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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