We won't sleep together?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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