so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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