After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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