I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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