I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I believe in your delicious
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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