Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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