Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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