At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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