the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
