She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The feeling are messing with the penis
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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