I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you win again, gameday.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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