Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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