Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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