They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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