This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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