Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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