Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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