just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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