Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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