There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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