I wish my penis had an off switch
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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