Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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