sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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