"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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