I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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