Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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