Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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