Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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