I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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