So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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