And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Just invented taco cereal.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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