Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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