everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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