So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She told me I should be a condom model.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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