Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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