My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
soo... how was my night?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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