I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i drank out of a bidet.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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