he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
