I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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