i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
