hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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