Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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