But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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