wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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