is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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