We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I just googled if crying burns calories
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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