are you so shy because you have an std?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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