I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
