Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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