Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i think i have herpe
just one?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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