Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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