This is not my ceiling
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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